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== Seamus, Purveyor of Goods == | == Seamus, Purveyor of Goods == | ||
| − | Seamus operates a legit | + | Seamus operates a legit courier service in Puyallup, well, as legit as you can be when you specialize in "aftermarket parts" for the out and about gentleman AND his steed. Did your prize racer take a digger, crippling both of you in the process? No Problem! Seamus will ship you all the tissue you need to avoid embarrassing race time losses or social faux-pas. Falcon lose an eye, and you just can't find a cyber his size? Come on down! We'll hunt one down so you can! |
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| + | Don't have the cash on hand? Afraid the Missus will have a go at your bank book? We accept marketable goods in barter! Don't let the moths turn that armored Armonti into swiss cheese when I know a gent who will pay an arm and a leg for it, LITERALLY! | ||
Discretion doesn't come any cheaper than Puyallup, and we pass our savings on to you! | Discretion doesn't come any cheaper than Puyallup, and we pass our savings on to you! | ||
| − | NOTE: Seamus not liable for grievous bodily harm encountered outside the store. ''No smoking.'' | + | NOTE: Seamus not liable for grievous bodily harm encountered outside the store, so please arm your driver. ''No smoking.'' |
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Latest revision as of 13:20, 15 November 2007
Seamus, Purveyor of Goods
Seamus operates a legit courier service in Puyallup, well, as legit as you can be when you specialize in "aftermarket parts" for the out and about gentleman AND his steed. Did your prize racer take a digger, crippling both of you in the process? No Problem! Seamus will ship you all the tissue you need to avoid embarrassing race time losses or social faux-pas. Falcon lose an eye, and you just can't find a cyber his size? Come on down! We'll hunt one down so you can!
Don't have the cash on hand? Afraid the Missus will have a go at your bank book? We accept marketable goods in barter! Don't let the moths turn that armored Armonti into swiss cheese when I know a gent who will pay an arm and a leg for it, LITERALLY!
Discretion doesn't come any cheaper than Puyallup, and we pass our savings on to you!
NOTE: Seamus not liable for grievous bodily harm encountered outside the store, so please arm your driver. No smoking.
