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Local Index: Keyword 'Angel' ' Neugenics' 'Yakuza' 'Hondo' 'Deaths:Recent' 1. Seattle a. tinfoilhat.com "Ok, ok, so I think I've got the zep in place. Ok, right, we got feed? Ok, remember last week how I said the Neugenics <<<match>>> job was a cover for the UCAS supersoldier project? Code Name Captain America! Yeah! Ok, so I found the facility where the 'guards' are being held for 'treatment', uh huh, and I've got old LZ inside. Hey! Hey you!" "W…Whu?" "Hey, I got some questions for you!" "Uh…I tol' the cops what I knew." "Yeah, uh, can you tell it again. We had a software crash. Can you describe the assault team?" "Um, well, I only saw the two. But I think there was a third guy cause I heard some bitching, but maybe there were more. I'm having a hard time remembering. This shit they got in me…" "But they were superhuman right!" "Well, they were frikkin' huge…" "I knew it! Supersoldiers!" "Um…no. Trogs. One just, you know, an orc with an axe. Um. The other dressed like the world's biggest ninja. With a sword and everything. It…" "Hey! What the hell is that!" "Fuck…" "Shoot that fucking…." <<<FEED LOST>>>

2. Seattle 1. Dining Out 2. Yakuza <<<match>>> HUSTERPEEPHOLE;MOTHERJONESNEWS;INDEPENDENT "Sources have yet to identify the body found in The Red Orchard, an upscale Japanese restaurant rumored to be a front for Seattle's Honzo Yakuza gang <<<match>>>. The body may belong to long time polluter Ichi Yamura, who was recently promoted to Senior Vice President at Mitsuhama <<<referenced in other results>>>. Yamura, long time readers will remem <<<Feed Interrupt>>> Want HOT Asian Elves in YOUR BRAIN RIGHT NOW? JUS%T.!@#(Jm0 <<<Feed Resumed>>> ber, got on our watchlist as the corporate shill for the nasty Mitsuhama/Aries teamup that resulted in the micronuke that was rumored to have been used on the bugs in Chicago. While no direct confirmation was made, its unlikely to be any other SVP, though our hopes and dreams would, of course, be Mr. Coal and Timber himself, SVP Takeo Ito, whose ties with organized crime are the stuff of legend. Any way you look at it, the Tong probably did the world a favor, since you don’t get to SVP of a megacorp with clean hands.

3. Deaths: Recent <<<Match>>> 1. Seattle

WIKIPEDIA;GOOGLE;MICROSOFT;AZTECHNOLOGY "Alice Witherspoon was an American actress and social activist, who died Thursday in Seattle in what spokespersons are calling a boating accident. She was the youngest daughter of Reese Witherspoon, also an actress, and one of the first American 'elf-born'. Her recent social activism has centered around human exploitation and had drawn criticism from several large Japanese corporations who she claimed were the primary customer base for the brothels. There have also been rumors of death threats from Seattle's underworld, in particular, the Yakuza <<<match>>>, who reportedly control much of the prostitution in the non-Barrens areas of Seattle.

4. Seattle 1. Local i. Updates CNN;TIMEWARNERAOL;MITSUHAMA "In a dramatic turn of events the previously unidentified group of mysterious benefactors who bravely disabled/eliminated the private security personnel who had been holding over a dozen Neugenics <<<match>>> scientists hostages have now been identified as the very same dark conspirators linked to both the brutal murder of two Lonestar officers as well as the brutal though non-lethal robbery of a mid-level Mitsuhama <<<referenced in other results>>> executive. Lonestar officers say the mystery team’s motives were unclear in this recent endeavor and though evidence suggests they had the opportunity to wipe the security datastore of their images they instead opted to intentionally leave the evidence for police to see. The team brutally killed several of the private security agents in addition to destroying a deployed security drone using various small arms and tactical explosives. Several other of the security agents were in critical, though stable condition. Lonestar has not released the name of the agency the security team was working for or the motives for the original takeover of the facility, though sources close to the corporation say all signs point to a major corporate takeover unrelated to the “Angels” <<<match>>> and their apparent altruism.

5. Seattle 1. Special Interest Groups CSISeattleusegroup <aud, avitar, some textonly, nonmod> "Theire not gonna release the name of the guy htat died at the Yak <<<similarity, abbv?>>> joint, or the vecter, if Lonestar holds up to its usual. Fags. The tox was proly tripd or some shit like that. Thats <<<feed broken>>> <<<new source>>>Goddamn kids. Why cant they just stick to the porn channels and leave the grownups alone? <<<new source>>>He's right about the Trip-D. That’s what the Tong favor, because its pretty easy to make, and its damned nasty. It acts like DDT used to with insects, except that it works on higher organisms. Much higher. It’s a bit like atropine or epi., the symptoms are similar, but much more extreme. The nervous system is essentially switched on everywhere, leading to embolisms, stroke, heart failure, renal failure. Nasty stuff. UCAS military developed it as a counter-agent to modern nerve agents, but only trogs and cybersoldiers could stand the stuff, and if they had any neural enhancement, it did really weird things. Then some MIT&M nutjob figured out how you could 'theoretically' make it with common household items. <<<new source>>>Jesus. Just how easy are we talking? <<<new source>>>Pretty easy. Some of that expensive nanobot toothpaste, one or two other things with the right tailored molecules, little of this, little of that. You need some chemistry so you don’t kill yourself making it, and the stuff doesn’t have a very long shelf life, maybe a day or two, plus its got to be almost pure to work. Chlorination is sufficient to break it down, so is carbonation, so your vic died of this, look to another vector besides a cola. If I recall, its lypophilic, so fatty tissues are a good vector. <<<new source>>>So if he eats a burger and then has a Coke? <<<new source>>>Stuff is a neurotoxin, which is ironic, but point is, if it gets in the guy's mouth, he's dead, no matter what he washes it down with.

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