Harry

Harry's Towing - You worry about the insurance, we'll worry about where to put your wrecked heap.

Watching over a massive pile of decomposing junk might not seem like the most exciting career in the world, but you'd be amazed at the sheer number of people that show up looking to scavenge things and pay you for the privilege. Even better, they'll pay you more for not asking questions, as if you were going to in the first place.

Even better is when you can actually stock the junk yourself rather than just waiting for it to be handed off to you because nobody else wants to deal with it. Might as well cut out the middleman, right? So let's recap - you get paid to take in the car that you're being paid to store and being paid to let people take off your hands. This world can be a beautiful place sometimes.